20 Ways You Know You're Getting Old (Brought to You by A Weekend Away in my 30s)
Justin turned 33 this week and we celebrated by spending a night on the other side of the state shopping, eating good food, and sleeping. As we went about our activities, though, I noticed how old we're beginning to act. I'm going to share the top 20 events you might experience on a weekend away that shows your age. (In fairness, even though I'm 9 months younger than Justin, these are pretty much all my experiences. I'm the old soul in this relationship.) 20. You spend the first half hour of the road trip discussing how to protect your children from sexual predators and human traffickers. 19. You stop for lunch at Arby's, then stop again half an hour later to pee even though the hotel is only 40 minutes away. 18. When, after you check into the hotel, your husband asks if you want to go to the mall, you say no in favor of taking a long, uninterrupted shower and lying in bed to read a book and watch Property Brothers . 17. You try to do the "smoky eye...